This being the last summer before eighth grade Hercules the Greater was expected to join Hercules the Lesser and Booger Wilson and their classmates in the watermelon eating contest.
Hercules the Greater took a seat between Booger Wilson and Hercules the Lesser.
When Louise shouted “GO!” the boys began to eat.
Hercules the Greater used a white plastic spoon and ate slowly.
Hercules the Lesser couldn’t even finish the slices they gave him.
Booger Wilson won by long chalk.
Booger was still eating when the tent emptied and everyone went home.