Hercules the Lesser had never been to a school dance. He surely wouldn’t be going if the responsibility of the invite was on the girl. Most of the girls didn’t even notice him.
The Sadie Hawkins Dance was not a dance where a boy could go stag – not that he would have gone anyway.
The thought did cross Booger Wilson’s mind. He would later admit to being absolutely surprised when Maryellen Chittenburgen asked him to take her to the dance. Maryellen wasn’t the school dance type, but she couldn’t resist the idea of shocking her friends and annoying her parents when she showed up with Booger Wilson.
Hercules the Greater was asked by just about every girl in class.